For the sailors, cruisers, and weekend warriors who know that sea spray and messy hair are just part of the lifestyle — this hoodie is your perfect match. The “Boat Hair, Don’t Care (Unless It’s in the Prop)” design delivers the right mix of nautical wit and coastal comfort.
Made from a soft cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit, it’s ideal for cool mornings at the marina, breezy evenings on deck, or casual days ashore. A true must-have for anyone who lives life by the tide and laughs through the chaos.
Product Features:
95% cotton, 5% elastane for comfort and flexibility
Fabric weight: 7.8 oz./yd² (265 g/m²)
Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders for a casual vibe
Double-layer hood with adjustable drawstrings
Spacious front pocket to keep hands warm or stash essentials
Self-fabric collar and cuffs for a clean, polished finish
Blank product sourced from Mexico
Why You’ll Love It:
Perfect blend of style and humor for boaters and sailors
Soft, breathable cotton for comfort on or off the water
Eye-catching nautical design that stands out in any marina
Great gift for captains, crew, or anyone with salty hair and good stories
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with similar colors
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not bleach or dry clean
Iron on low heat if needed
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52 |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
88 |
72 |
90 |
| XS |
92 |
76 |
94 |
| S |
96 |
80 |
98 |
| M |
100 |
84 |
102 |
| L |
108 |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
116 |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
124 |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
132 |
116 |
134 |
| 4XL |
140 |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
148 |
132 |
150 |
| 6XL |
156 |
140 |
158 |
