🎓 “12-Year Sentence, No Parole Till Graduation” Unisex Hoodie

For students who feel like school is less of a journey and more of a sentence—this hoodie says it all. Featuring a humorous “12-year sentence, no parole till graduation” graphic, it’s the perfect mix of sarcasm, comfort, and style. Ideal for school, lounging at home, or gifting to that student who’s counting down the days to freedom.

This hoodie is made from the premium Bella + Canvas 3719 Unisex Poly-Cotton Fleece—soft, warm, lightweight, and designed to last. Whether you're trudging through hallways or binge-studying, this hoodie keeps you warm, stylish, and slightly rebellious.

✅ Product Details

Product: Bella + Canvas 3719 Unisex Poly-Cotton Fleece Pullover Hoodie

• 8 oz. midweight fleece

• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester fleece

  • Athletic Heather: 90% combed ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

  • Marbles: 85% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester

  • Heather Navy: 60% cotton, 40% polyester

  • DTG Colors: 70% cotton / 30% polyester

• Retail fit with unisex sizing

• White cord drawstring

• Kangaroo pouch pocket

• Ribbed cuffs and waistband

• Tear-away label for comfort

🧼 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low

• Do not bleach

• Do not dry clean

• Cool iron if needed (avoid design area)

🎁 Perfect For

• Back-to-school humor

• Students, teachers, or tired parents

• Graduation gifts, school events, or everyday casual wear

• Anyone surviving the academic system with sarcasm and style