For the sailors who steer by instinct… and maybe a splash of rum. This “More Rum Than Rudder — Probally” tee is a laid-back salute to boat life, dock talk, and those unforgettable days on the water when the wind—and the drinks—decide the course. With its vintage-style graphic and intentionally misspelled punchline, it’s the perfect blend of humor, nautical charm, and Forged By Salt grit.
Built using the premium Bella Canvas 3001, this unisex jersey tee fits like a favorite from day one. Soft, breathable, and designed to keep its shape, it’s ideal for boat days, beach nights, or casual wear anywhere the salty life calls.
Product Features
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²): lightweight, soft, and breathable
Retail fit with a clean crew neckline for casual or semi-formal styling
Ribbed knit collar for added structure and lasting shape
Tapered shoulders for a better long-term fit
Dual side seams maintain the tee’s form wash after wash
Tear-away label prevents irritation
Ethical manufacturing — Bella+Canvas is Fair Labor Association approved and Platinum WRAP certified
Fabric Blends
Ash/Heather Prism: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry medium heat
Do not dry clean
Perfect For
Sailors & boat owners
Rum lovers
Nautical-themed parties
Coastal lifestyle gifting
Anyone who enjoys a little humor with their ocean breeze
