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Funny Christmas Hoodie – “I Like Big Balls… and I Cannot Lie”

Funny Christmas Hoodie – “I Like Big Balls… and I Cannot Lie”

Regular price $58.00 USD
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Turn heads and crack smiles this holiday season with the ultimate festive statement piece. This premium all-over print hoodie combines cheeky Christmas humor with cozy comfort, making it perfect for holiday parties, gift-giving, or just embracing your inner Mrs. Clause with attitude.

Featuring a playful retro-style design of Mrs. Claus holding oversized ornaments alongside candy cane patterns, it's made for those who like their Christmas spirit bold, humorous, and a little bit naughty.

Product Details
This premium hoodie blends comfort with style:
Fabric: 95% cotton, 5% elastane
Fabric weight: 7.8 oz./yd² (265 g/m²)
Fit: Relaxed unisex fit with drop shoulders for ultimate comfort
Print: All over print design for a vibrant, eye-catching holiday look

Features:
Double-layer hood with drawstrings
Spacious front pocket for warmth and convenience
Self-fabric cuffs and collar for a polished finish
Blank product sourced from Mexico

Why You'll Love It:
Perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, or holiday lounging
Makes a hilarious and unique gift for friends, coworkers, or that one festive troublemaker
Soft, durable, and built for winter comfort and laughs

Size guide

  CHEST (inches) WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
2XS 34 ⅝ 28 ⅜ 35 ⅜
XS 36 ¼ 29 ⅞ 37
S 37 ¾ 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 39 ⅜ 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 42 ½ 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 45 ⅝ 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 48 ⅞ 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 52 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
4XL 55 ⅛ 48 ⅞ 55 ⅞
5XL 58 ¼ 52 59
6XL 61 ⅜ 55 ⅛ 62 ¼
  CHEST (cm) WAIST (cm) HIPS (cm)
2XS 88 72 90
XS 92 76 94
S 96 80 98
M 100 84 102
L 108 92 110
XL 116 100 118
2XL 124 108 126
3XL 132 116 134
4XL 140 124 142
5XL 148 132 150
6XL 156 140 158
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