For everyone who didn’t choose early alarms, homework, and cafeteria food — it was chosen for them. This tee humorously captures the back-to-school mood with a student standing in front of a “Welcome Back” school building and the iconic line: “I didn’t choose this life — the school district chose it for me.”
Perfect for students, teachers with a sense of humor, and anyone who survives school on sarcasm and caffeine. Comfortable, lightweight, and made with premium Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it’s ideal for everyday wear, spirit days, or first-day-of-school photos.
Product Features
Side seams for structure and lasting shape retention
Ribbed knit collar to maintain its shape and elasticity
Shoulder tape for enhanced durability and to prevent stretching
High-quality sleeve and neck label printing for bold graphics and long-lasting color
Made from lightweight, breathable 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Soft feel with excellent print clarity — great for school life and casual wear
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry on medium heat
Do not dry clean
Why It’s a Must-Have
✔ Perfect for students with sarcasm as a second language ✔ Great teacher or school staff gift with humor ✔ Ideal for first day, last day, or every day in between ✔ Fun, relatable, and insanely comfortable
