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Boat Hair, Don’t Care (Unless It’s in the Prop) – Nautical Humor Tee

Boat Hair, Don’t Care (Unless It’s in the Prop) – Nautical Humor Tee

Regular price $20.00 USD
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For the boaters who embrace the wind-tossed look — and know there’s only one time you should actually worry about it. This witty nautical tee brings coastal charm and salty humor together with a clean, vintage-inspired print. Whether you're cruising the bay, lounging dockside, or grabbing coffee before heading out on the water, this shirt delivers comfort and personality in one perfect package.

Printed on the premium Bella Canvas 3001, it fits like a favorite the moment you put it on. With lightweight Airlume cotton, reinforced shape-retaining seams, and soft, breathable fabric, it’s ideal for all-day wear on deck or on land.


Product Features

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) — ultra soft, breathable, and perfect for layering

  • Retail fit suitable for casual or semi-casual outfits

  • Ribbed knit collar helps maintain shape wash after wash

  • Tapered shoulders for a long-lasting, flattering fit

  • Dual side seams ensure the tee keeps its structure over time

  • Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort

  • Ethically sourced & produced — Bella+Canvas is a Fair Labor Association member & Platinum WRAP certified

Fabric blends:

  • Ash & Heather Prism: 99% cotton / 1% polyester

  • Heather & Solid Blends: 52% cotton / 48% polyester

  • Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% cotton / 10% polyester


Perfect For

 

  • Boaters & sailors

  • Coastal lifestyle lovers

  • Marina hangouts

  • Dock bar nights

  • Humorous nautical gifts

  • Summer trips, boat days, and lake weekends

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

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