Perfect for sailors, boat owners, or anyone who’s ever tangled a line under pressure, this shirt brings nautical humor to life. The design features a classic boating scene — a knot of rope and two fenders — paired with the caption “Sorry, I panicked when you said fenders.” It’s the ideal tee for marina laughs, dockside hangs, or casual days on deck.
Crafted from Bella + Canvas 3001’s signature soft Airlume cotton, this unisex jersey tee feels broken-in from the first wear. Its lightweight, breathable fabric keeps you comfortable whether you’re hoisting sails, untangling lines, or just relaxing shoreside.
Product Features
Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) for softness and breathability
Retail fit — modern, slightly tailored cut for a flattering unisex look
Ribbed knit collar and tapered shoulders for long-lasting structure and comfort
Dual side seams help retain shape after repeated washes
Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Ethically produced in humane, no-sweatshop, sustainable facilities (Fair Labor Association + Platinum WRAP certified)
Heather & blended colors include small amounts of polyester for added stretch and softness
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron, steam, or dry medium heat
Do not dry clean
Why You’ll Love It
Fun nautical pun for sailors, boaters, or dock crew
Lightweight comfort perfect for warm weather and layering
Soft, durable fabric that keeps its shape
Great gift for captains, first mates, or anyone with a sense of humor
